October 2010
2 posts
2 tags
3 tags
August 2010
1 post
1 tag
40 : Spice of the Day
THE SPICHER Contingency Plan
A contingency plan is a plan for when something goes wrong. Some Contingency Plans (like in CIA espionage films that detail things that never happen) describe how to “take care of someone” or “put someone out of commission” in the event they have to be eliminated. Here’s a few ways to “take care of me”.
1....
July 2010
2 posts
39 : Spice of the Day ?
Today I got a new follower, and though I know exactly who he is, I still feel very much compelled to make a new post, or I’ll at least explain why the breakfast table hasn’t been eating much as of late.
School is not in session, so my comedic genius has been put to use for being pissy about my lack of love life, and making mean-spirited jokes about various people and things on and...
June 2010
3 posts
2 tags
37 : Spice of the Day
Harry Potter vs. Twilight
Fan devotion…
It has been a while since I legitimately wrote anything, particularly in the paragraph-forme, so I thought tonight I would do so. However, in this pursuit, I found the great challenge of finding a subject. There’s my life; I could have written about that, however I only enjoy proliferating such depressing tales about the internet so much....
36 : All
I’m quite surprised this hasn’t been posted yet.
It’s a pro adaptation of a play, filmed and portrayed by people this blog constantly references.
35: Noob on the Menu
concerning Noobs and their foodlike dispositions
Tofu: the different noob. Just not the same, the Tofu strives to be different even if it seems at times unneccesary. -Tofu is a popular meat substitute, but there is a slight taste difference.
Gnocchi: the “worldy” noob. Unable to be satisfied with life back in the United States, the Gnocchi noob constantly berates its homeland...
May 2010
2 posts
34 : Spice of the Day/That's What Z Said/Doyle and...
Phrases
Phrases that are lol
“What’s weegee?”
“It’s time to cup it up!”
“America! Get some! GEEERR!”
“SWEATY ONIX! Get some! GEEERRR!”
“Durp.”
“Hey, where’d you get that sandwich?!”
“Ralph/Joey called me.”
“Poke’athalon FOREVER!”
“That guy...
April 2010
8 posts
“Rape: A group of sexually active women.”
– 32: That’s What Z Said
31: Spice of the Day
The Rain
Lately I have been listening to rainfall and jazz, both of which off of my computer; often I listen to both at the same time. Right now I’ve finished off some Ray Charles and I’m just enjoying the sound of pre-recorded rain. I do not understand my affinity for it, rain is a somber thing, but I am feeling somber and slightly blue.
I can not pin exactly why I feel this way;...
“Q fucking Q.”
– 30 : That’s what Z Said
“I know the answer, but tell me a lie.”
– 29 : Spice of the Day
28
concerning “Lululu and the exploits of the breakfast table”.
All: concerning all.
[even numbered post]: housekeeping
Gertrude Ubuntu: the “ideal” woman and references to a friend who sleeps with Gertrude, or at least next to her/it.
Noob on the menu: defining noobs
[odd numbered post]: references to my friend Dunkle and his worst pun ever.
Spice of the Day: written by...
27 : Gertrude Ubuntu
Who am I?
I do not smell bad.
I am not a dumbass.
I do not smell funny.
I do not need a boyfriend.
I am a noob, and so are you.
And sorry, but for some, I do not actually have a 16 core processor.
26 : Spice of the Day
concerning the Worst part of the day
Waking Up
Till death, we often find ourselves waking up from our slumber. This is the worst part of the day. Waking is often beyond our choice, it is a chore, and it always seems to come too soon. At least it does for me, and this is my blog. Let me put things into context:
The dreams flicker by in your mind. Often you’re going through a day and...
25
Post twenty-five. That’s an ODD number.
Pimpfluid
-Dunkle
March 2010
5 posts
1 tag
2 tags
23 : All
concerning phrases, words, and other word matter used by the Breakfast Table
Dictionary
canon (adj.): the quality of being accepted by a fanbase as a legitimate source of information for a: series, franchise, or other construct.
weegee (verb): to stare at, like Luigi http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/unmario/images/2/20/Weegee.png.
duido (noun): a douche guido.
whoosh (verb): to put something...
2 tags
22 : Spice of the Day
concerning Novel things
Novelty
Often when I do something I claim to do it for the novelty. Sometimes this raises brows because some don’t understand what novelty is and then sometimes, people still don’t understand why I would venture to do something in the name of novelty.
As defined by google:
Novelty is the quality of being different, new, and unusual.
However I will admit...
9 tags
21 : Noob on the Menu
concerning noobs and their food-like predispositions
Garlic, Ice Cream, and Protein Bars
ab abusu ad usum non valet consequentia
a consequence from an abuse to a use is not valid
Garlic: the socially awkward noob. Tactless and full of befuddlement, the Garlic noob does not understand social protocol. -Garlic is useful in regulating blood pressure, but it may cause foul breath.
Ice Cream: the...
10 tags
20 : Noob on the Menu
concerning noobs and their food-like predispositions
Dark Chocolate, Alcohol, and Lemons
quod me nutrit me destruit
what nourishes me, destroys me
Dark Chocolate: the bitter noob. Absorbed in itself, the Dark Chocolate noob reflects on how life and its situations have wronged him. -Best in small bites.
Alcohol: the cause and effect noob. A friend to gratification, the Alcohol noob commits...
February 2010
5 posts
11 tags
19 : Spice of the Day
The Olympics
So, I hope all of you know the Olympics are currently in session right now, as of 2/12/2009 anyways.
The Olympics. A coming together of the best of nations to compete as the ancient Greeks once did, and with the laurels champions were once awarded we praise our top athletes with medals and special honors. What do the Olympics do for me? Well I’m not an avid sports watcher,...
12 tags
18 : Za'Atar
Facebook Catchphrases
It’s come to the attention of a few good souls that facebook does not have a “catchprase”.
Well I can’t let that happen. Here’s a few that should be recommended to their board o’ directors:
“Even when common sense calls, post on people’s walls.”
“Facebook, even more n00b then a Took.”
“Facebook:...
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7 tags
16 : Spice of the Day
Dark Chocolate
Bitter, that is what Dark Chocolate is. Bitter, taste wise, is nature’s way of telling us that a substance is not fit for mass consumption, that it may be hazardous, and that there are better foodstuffs to be consuming. This is why we have sweet foods. Inversely there are bitter items that are good for us, like red wine. By nature, red wine is a bitter drink, but it...
12 tags
15: Spice of the Day
My Life is Pro Today
What’s been the theme of my life for the past two weeks: social networking. It’s true, no matter where I turn, it seems as though the newspaper, online news, the television, my best friends, and even my school paper seem to be talking about social networking. Why is this on everyone’s mind? I don’t exactly know. It is important, something that...
December 2009
5 posts
14 : What are you Jonesin' for?
aneurysm more like: an[azaziem]
-Jones
13: Spice of the Day
Defining Noob
Noob; aka noobie : someone who is new to a game…etc. etc.
Urban Dictionary
That definition is fine, but there is actually a better way to describe a noob.
Noob; slang of nubile, a woman who is young, physically mature, and sexually attractive
Inferred from Google
So maybe that isn’t exactly right….
-Spicher
12 : That's What Z Said
“you know what time it is guiz?
[no]
it’s time for the dance macabre
you guiz are bad guessers.”
-Z
11
Post eleven. That’s an ODD number.
-Dunkle
10 : What are you Jonesin' for?
“Au revoir, Shosanna!”
-Colonel Landa “The Jew Hunter” & Jones
November 2009
3 posts
9
Post nine. That’s an ODD number.
-Dunkle
8 : That's What Z Said
“be less self-destructive noob
know which pokemon you are?
U r electrode”
-Z
7
Post seven. That’s an ODD number.
-Dunkle
October 2009
6 posts
6 : What are you Jonesin' for?
Soup penis.
-Jones
5
Post five. That’s an ODD number.
-Dunkle
4 : Spice of the Day
“So guys, I herd that the Left 4 Dead 2 demo is coming out today, at 1:00 p.m. our time.” [October 27 mid-day]
11:00 p.m. October 28, finally finishing the download so I can play.
-Spicher
3
Post three. That’s an ODD number.
-Dunkle
2 : That's What Z Said
“I dun write blog posts.”
-Z
1
Post one. That’s an ODD number.
-Dunkle