Posts tagged food

concerning noobs and their food-like predispositions

Dark Chocolate, Alcohol, and Lemons

quod me nutrit me destruit

what nourishes me, destroys me

Dark Chocolate: the bitter noob.  Absorbed in itself, the Dark Chocolate noob reflects on how life and its situations have wronged him.  
-Best in small bites.

Alcohol: the cause and effect noob.  A friend to gratification, the Alcohol noob commits acts and does not take into account their consequences.  
-The USDA recommends a diet of extreme moderation to complete abstinence of alcohol.  

Lemon: the cynical noob.  One who always seems to have a contrary opinion.  A lemon noob may find that everyone else around itself is extremely noob while they are seemingly not.  
-Citrus juice is a healthy part of one’s diet, but sucking on lemons may cause facial cramps.